The Jingoistic States of Aryus Millitary Junta is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marvin Aryus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.386 billion Aryuses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marvingrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aryusan economy, worth 606 trillion Arysans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,269 Arysans, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Aryus Millitary Junta as a reminder of their "special relationship", Marvin Aryus is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, politicians look weirdly alike, and Marvin Aryus's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aryus Millitary Junta's national animal is the Aryusan Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Aryus Millitary Junta is ranked 20,772^nd in the world and 61^st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,036.52 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.