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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,186thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,521st
The Jingoistic States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity through Blood and Iron
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aryus Millitary Junta

Population2.386 billion

CapitalMarvingrad
LeaderMarvin Aryus
FaithCult of Personality

CurrencyArysan
AnimalAryusan Elephant

The Jingoistic States of Aryus Millitary Junta is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marvin Aryus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.386 billion Aryuses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marvingrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aryusan economy, worth 606 trillion Arysans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,269 Arysans, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Aryus Millitary Junta as a reminder of their "special relationship", Marvin Aryus is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, politicians look weirdly alike, and Marvin Aryus's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aryus Millitary Junta's national animal is the Aryusan Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Aryus Millitary Junta is ranked 20,772nd in the world and 61st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,036.52 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,186thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,521stMost Armed: 1,807thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,138thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,861stHighest Average Incomes: 3,316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,631stLargest Black Market: 4,763rdMost Developed: 6,138thLargest Governments: 6,215thMost Cultured: 6,255thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,317thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,259thMost Influential: 8,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,443rdMost Authoritarian: 8,678thMost Efficient Economies: 9,394thSmartest Citizens: 9,688thHealthiest Citizens: 9,754thMost Conservative: 10,038thLargest Mining Sector: 10,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,810thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,052ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,981stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,772ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,944th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, Marvin Aryus's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, Marvin Aryus is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Aryus Millitary Junta as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Aryus Millitary Junta, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.

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