Population | 25.894 billion |
Capital | Aryan Paradise |
Leader | The Guard |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Frank |
Animal | wolf |
The Paradise of Aryan Guard is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Guard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.894 billion Aryan Guardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aryan Paradise. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Aryan Guardian economy, worth 940 trillion Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 36,336 Franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and The Guard has just been declared ruler of Aryan Guard in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aryan Guard's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Aryan Guard is ranked 109,060th in the world and 2nd in North Texas Idiots for Most Stationary, with 367.67005635768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aryan Guard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Aryan Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Aryan Guard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Instigator" to "Enforcer".
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Aryan Guard's influence in North Texas Idiots rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".