The Noice of Arvan Irawer is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Miguel Faulkner with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.072 billion Arvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arvan Irawer City. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arvan economy, worth 99.6 trillion White Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 92,928 White Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, sex changes are routinely performed at Arvan Irawer's hospitals, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arvan Irawer's national animal is the Korax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of Life.

Arvan Irawer is ranked 217,044^th in the world and 7,570^th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 5.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.