The Ceremonial Monarchy of Arvan Irawer is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miguel Faulkner with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.947 billion Arvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arvan Irawer City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arvan economy, worth 487 trillion White Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,534 White Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arvan Irawer's national animal is the Korax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Children of Life.

Arvan Irawer is ranked 164,883^rd in the world and 6,570^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 76.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.