The Voiceless Wilderness of Arudis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Evangeline with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.105 billion Arudites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsukinami. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arudisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Breadsticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,243 Breadsticks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, and the children of Arudis are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Arudis's national animal is the Amarathine Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arudis is ranked 181,935^th in the world and 121^st in Grace of Gaia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.