The Voiceless Wilderness of Arudis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Evangeline with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.331 billion Arudites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsukinami. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arudisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,606 trillion Breadsticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,856 Breadsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, and polychromatic seas of leaves blanket the ground while sewers and drain pipes are clogged by their detritus. Crime is totally unknown. Arudis's national animal is the Amarathine Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arudis is ranked 2,821^st in the world and 1^st in Grace of Gaia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 37 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.