The Autonomous Viceroyalty of Artsotska is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.305 billion Norrandanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beogradë. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Norrandanese economy, worth 632 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,860 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 484,785 per year while the poor average 33,285, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

High school bands practice by moonlight, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artsotska's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Artsotska is ranked 79,952^nd in the world and 28^th in The Okchi Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,089.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.