The Pretty Sleep Deprived Frens of Artoznik is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Azo with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.543 billion Artozi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yephoen. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Artozi economy, worth 229 trillion Kortozzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 Kortozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and Azo claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artoznik's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Artozi Folklore.

Artoznik is ranked 246,506^th in the world and 34^th in Arctica for Most Patriotic, with 3.88 flags saluted per person per day.