The Hero of Artorias Lord of Cinder is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Artorias with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.047 billion Artorias Lord of Cinderians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Abyss. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The strong Artorias Lord of Cinderian economy, worth 485 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,948 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is totally unknown. Artorias Lord of Cinder's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Artorias Lord of Cinder is ranked 8,742^nd in the world and 2^nd in Lords of Cinder for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.