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Most Armed: 22nd Highest Crime Rates: 23rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th
The Artoonian Empire of
Anarchy
Artuanoj Iras La Domo
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Artoonia

Population33.927 billion

CapitalLumo
LeaderLia Plej Serena Imperiamajesteco Arĉjo I
FaithL'Eklezio Artunia

Currencyspesmilo
Animalpenguin

The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lia Plej Serena Imperiamajesteco Arĉjo I with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.927 billion Artoonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Artoonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,868 trillion spesmiloj a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 438,258 spesmiloj, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Artoonia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is L'Eklezio Artunia.

Artoonia is ranked 1,326th in the world and 1st in The Satellite of Love for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 11,129.82 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24thMost Rebellious Youth: 31stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thLargest Publishing Industry: 66thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Cultured: 77thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 97thFattest Citizens: 99thMost Avoided: 101stHighest Economic Output: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126thMost Stationary: 143rdRudest Citizens: 145thHighest Disposable Incomes: 167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 332ndSmartest Citizens: 340thLargest Gambling Industry: 357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 387thHighest Average Incomes: 404thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 510thLargest Mining Sector: 544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 558thLargest Retail Industry: 609thMost Efficient Economies: 699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 786thLargest Populations: 802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,308thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,326thTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,289thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,380thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,935thLargest Black Market: 4,611thMost Influential: 5,234thMost Politically Free: 6,318thTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,034thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,971stMost Extreme: 12,483rdMost Pro-Market: 15,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,851stMost Secular: 16,278th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Artoonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.

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