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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 873rd Highest Economic Output: 1,502nd Largest Mining Sector: 1,774th
The Zombie Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Dominus
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Artitsa

Population27.48 billion

CapitalArinassus
LeaderAnodonis

CurrencyArtisan Dollar
Animalpolar bear

The Zombie Empire of Artitsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anodonis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.48 billion Artisaens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arinassus. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Artitsaen economy, worth a remarkable 4,912 trillion Artisan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,755 Artisan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, baiting is a national sport, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artitsa's national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Artitsa is ranked 26,526th in the world and 27th in Gholgoth for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 873rdHighest Economic Output: 1,502ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,774thLargest Populations: 2,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,429thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,620thMost Avoided: 4,525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,017thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,983rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,352ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,698thHighest Average Incomes: 7,860thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,242ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,257thSafest: 8,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,567thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,241stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,442ndSmartest Citizens: 13,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,929th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Artitsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Artitsa, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Artitsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Artitsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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