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Largest Agricultural Sector: 978thLargest Governments: 1,687thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,750th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Glory Greatest Mother Proud!
King Jorji
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Arszkickers

Population7.753 billion

CapitalGrestin
LeaderKing Jorji
FaithDETAINED

CurrencyDollarydoo
AnimalStamped Eagle

The United Socialist States of Arszkickers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jorji with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 7.753 billion Arszkickers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arsztotzkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,516 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, the "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arszkickers's national animal is the Stamped Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is DETAINED.

Arszkickers is ranked 281,128th in the world and 6th in Galactic Republic for Most Stationary, with 6.32546122948 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 978thLargest Governments: 1,687thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,775thSafest: 1,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,954thMost Efficient Economies: 2,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,112thMost Inclusive: 2,311thHighest Food Quality: 2,313thLowest Crime Rates: 2,382ndMost Developed: 2,392ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,404thMost Armed: 2,688thSmartest Citizens: 2,810thMost Cultured: 2,912thRudest Citizens: 2,939thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,239thMost Secular: 3,265thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,745thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,965thMost Patriotic: 3,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,012thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,489thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,606thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,889thHealthiest Citizens: 6,507thBest Weather: 7,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,112thLargest Retail Industry: 10,591stHighest Economic Output: 11,413thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,331stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,711thNicest Citizens: 20,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,008th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Arszkickers changed its national leader to "King Jorji".
  • : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, the "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy.
  • : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Arszkickers changed its national nation type to "United Socialist States".

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