Population | 7.753 billion |
Capital | Grestin |
Leader | King Jorji |
Faith | DETAINED |
Currency | Dollarydoo |
Animal | Stamped Eagle |
The United Socialist States of Arszkickers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Jorji with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 7.753 billion Arszkickers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Arsztotzkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,120 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,516 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, the "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arszkickers's national animal is the Stamped Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is DETAINED.
Arszkickers is ranked 281,128th in the world and 6th in Galactic Republic for Most Stationary, with 6.32546122948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Arszkickers changed its national leader to "King Jorji".
- : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, the "do ya feel lucky, punk?" scene is on the core syllabus at the National Police Academy.
- : Following new legislation in Arszkickers, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Arszkickers's influence in Galactic Republic rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Arszkickers changed its national nation type to "United Socialist States".