The National Republic of Arstotzmerika is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Supreme Council with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.145 billion Arstotzmerikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rodinodar. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstotzmerikan economy, worth 793 trillion People's Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,450 People's Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstotzmerika's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Arstotzmerika is ranked 15,054^th in the world and 1^st in United Order of Pigeonstotzka for Largest Governments, scoring 28.58 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.