The Socialist Republic of Arstotzmerika is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hunter Levikov with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.98 billion Arstotzmerikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkansburg. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstotzmerikan economy, worth 486 trillion Arstotzmerikan Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,703 Arstotzmerikan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstotzmerika's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Arstotzmerika is ranked 52,735^th in the world and 6^th in United Order of Pigeonstotzka for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,438.96 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.