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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,914thMost Devout: 2,557th
The Gravonist State of Finland of
Father Knows Best State
Deus Noster, Protectoris Nostri
Undersecretary of State for Imperial Records
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population9.138 billion

LeaderHallita Edwin Linkomies
FaithLutheran Protestantism

AnimalBrown Bear

The Gravonist State of Finland of Arrstotzka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hallita Edwin Linkomies with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.138 billion Finns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 2,138 trillion markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 233,999 markkaa, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arrstotzka's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Protestantism.

Arrstotzka is ranked 223,510th in the world and 41st in Pax Britannia for Safest, scoring 6.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,914thTop
Most Devout: 2,557thLargest Black Market: 2,595thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,800thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,965thMost Avoided: 3,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,472ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,807thLargest Retail Industry: 3,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,121stFattest Citizens: 4,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,528thMost Efficient Economies: 4,673rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,188thMost Influential: 5,417thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,375thHighest Economic Output: 7,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,337thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,528thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,424thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,548thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,225thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,517thMost Cultured: 12,540thLargest Governments: 12,723rdMost Armed: 13,363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,520thMost Developed: 19,598thMost Stationary: 20,734th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Ancient Free and Accepted Masons, Augusta Regina, Scotia Flow, Nova Brunswickia, and Aluvitar.

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