Population | 2.237 billion |
Capital | Philippeaux |
Leader | Natanaël Bonhomme |
Faith | Ispatian Christianity |
Currency | Arpasian Rael |
Animal | Buffalo |
The Democratic Federation of Arpasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Natanaël Bonhomme with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.237 billion Arpasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philippeaux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Arpasian economy, worth 246 trillion Arpasian Raels a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,201 Arpasian Raels, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arpasia's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ispatian Christianity.
Arpasia is ranked 28,719th in the world and 379th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,581.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Arpasia, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
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Arpasia, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
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Arpasia, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
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Arpasia, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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Arpasia, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
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Arpasia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Arpasia, preservative-laden Arpasian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
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Arpasia, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
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Arpasia lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
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Arpasia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.