The Republic of Aroni is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Victoria Smith with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.092 billion Aronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guzbek. The average income tax rate is 84.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,290 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 376,032 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aroni's national animal is the Aronian Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aroni is ranked 116,114^th in the world and 1^st in The Authoritarian Confederacy for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 456.14 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.