Most Pacifist: 560th Most Compassionate Citizens: 567th Nicest Citizens: 603rd
The Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
More than the sum of what we consume
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Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Democracy of Arohania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.648 billion Arohanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but stagnant Arohanian economy, worth 142 trillion Brain Meatss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 25,267 Brain Meatss, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arohania's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arohania is ranked 149,514th in the world and 1st in Aroha Mai for Most Primitive, scoring -251.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 567thNicest Citizens: 603rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 674thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 884thMost Cultured: 1,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,267thSafest: 1,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,347thHealthiest Citizens: 1,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,451stTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 1,659thBest Weather: 1,884thMost Inclusive: 2,042ndMost Income Equality: 2,113thLargest Governments: 2,484thLowest Crime Rates: 5,798thMost Secular: 6,386thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,285thTop
10%
Nudest: 10,595thMost Extreme: 13,401st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Arohania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Arohania, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.

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