The Republic of Arocar is a massive, genial nation, ruled by James Stalaslav with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.518 billion Arocarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyslaw City. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Arocarian economy, worth 68.7 trillion Arocarian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,246 Arocarian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and solid-gold toilets are Arocarian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arocar's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arocar is ranked 79,686^th in the world and 2^nd in Garnavar for Smartest Citizens, with 35.72 quips per hour.