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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,069thMost Armed: 4,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,581st
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
It is not how is power handled , but how efficently.
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Arnoldiastaniatia

Population613 million

CapitalKorzystrzyn

CurrencyArnolscheckles
AnimalCrab

The Colony of Arnoldiastaniatia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 613 million Arnoldiastaniatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korzystrzyn. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arnoldiastaniatian economy, worth 58.4 trillion Arnolscheckleses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,248 Arnolscheckleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, Arnoldiastaniatia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arnoldiastaniatia's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Arnoldiastaniatia is ranked 176,083rd in the world and 28th in Ridgefield for Most Primitive, scoring -156.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,069thMost Armed: 4,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,581stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,693rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,160thTop
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Most Influential: 10,932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,535thMost Devout: 18,765th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, Arnoldiastaniatia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Arnoldiastaniatia, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.

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