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Fattest Citizens: 6,295thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,336thMost Avoided: 6,946th
The Armed Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
With war comes money
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Armyia miltia

Population2.507 billion

AnimalArmy ant

The Armed Republic of Armyia miltia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.507 billion Armyia miltians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse Armyia miltian economy, worth 231 trillion Armios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,252 Armios, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,842 per year while the poor average 23,764, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Armyia miltia's national animal is the Army ant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armyia miltia is ranked 204,872nd in the world and 8th in Hole To Hide In for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.87 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Fattest Citizens: 6,295thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,336thMost Avoided: 6,946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,727thTop
Most Armed: 12,728thLargest Retail Industry: 12,906thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,624thLargest Mining Sector: 17,405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,854thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,930thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,130th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

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