The Lucky Orange LTN Hawk of Army of Revolutions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Raid Organizer with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.498 billion Army of Revolutionsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OP Server. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Army of Revolutionsian economy, worth 450 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 180,287 Candy Cane Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,274,972 per year while the poor average 8,550, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, Raid Organizer signs the laws but abides by none of them, and children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Army of Revolutions's national animal is the vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malicious Faith.

Army of Revolutions is ranked 15,192^nd in the world and 6^th in Empires Forever United for Highest Average Incomes, with 180,287.64 Standard Monetary Units.