The Republic of Army of is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The quiet, industrious population of 1.635 billion Army ofians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army ofian economy, worth 66.4 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,627 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Army of is ranked 149,177^th in the world and 2,117^th in Suspicious for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,800.69 Standard Monetary Units.