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Most Primitive: 2,157thMost Authoritarian: 2,343rdMost Conservative: 2,851st
The Suffering Territory of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You will die under our rule but it is alright
Kim Jong-Un
Influence
Superpower
Heir
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Armenti but worse

Population1.639 billion

CapitalTortured and Suffering City
LeaderKim Jong-Un
FaithCult of Kim Jong-Un

CurrencyHuman liver
AnimalArmentiyite

The Suffering Territory of Armenti but worse is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.639 billion Armenti but worseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortured and Suffering City. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Armenti but worsean economy, worth 30.1 trillion Human livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,385 Human livers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Armenti but worsean military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Armenti but worse's national animal is the Armentiyite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Kim Jong-Un.

Armenti but worse is ranked 315,735th in the world and 2nd in Totalitarianland for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 2,157thMost Authoritarian: 2,343rdMost Conservative: 2,851stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,358thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 11,840thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,494thMost Devout: 16,575thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 22,113thMost Extreme: 23,656th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Armenti but worse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Armenti but worsean military.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, panic-stricken royals insist a stray ball in their garden is an emergency.
  • : Armenti but worse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.

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