The Armed Republic of Armenian Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Armenian General with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.415 billion Armenian Soldiers enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armed City. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Armenian Armyian economy, worth 347 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,075 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, Armenian Army has designated Armed City as its capital city, Armenian General has just been declared ruler of Armenian Army in an international press conference, and Militarism has been named as Armenian Army's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenian Army's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Militarism.

Armenian Army is ranked 148,926^th in the world and 3^rd in Somewhere over the Rainbow for Most Primitive, scoring -65.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.