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Largest Black Market: 4,231st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,240th Largest Populations: 9,292nd
The Confederated Herds of
Father Knows Best State
We will run FREE with the buffalo or DIE!
The Great Cow Guru
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Armed COWS

Population13.074 billion

CapitalMoo India
LeaderThe Great Cow Guru
FaithBovine Libertas

Currencyhay and counterfit Dollar
Animalhuman slave

The Confederated Herds of Armed COWS is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Cow Guru with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.074 billion Free Roaming Bovines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moo India. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The strong Bovine economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion hay and counterfit Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 79,942 hay and counterfit Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armed COWS's national animal is the human slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovine Libertas.

Armed COWS is ranked 136,336th in the world and 19th in The Lexicon for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 4,231stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,240thTop
Largest Populations: 9,292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,870thMost Devout: 10,360thHighest Economic Output: 10,949thMost Stationary: 13,163rd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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