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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th Most Influential: 924th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,094th
The Народная Республика of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Generalissimus Federov
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population1.661 billion

LeaderGeneralissimus Federov

CurrencyArmatoskan rouble

The Народная Республика of Armatoska is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Generalissimus Federov with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.661 billion Armatoskans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavograd. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armatoskan economy, worth 178 trillion Armatoskan roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,555 Armatoskan roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armatoska's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Armatoska is ranked 141,013th in the world and 7,913th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 243.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500thMost Influential: 924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,094thTop
Most Devout: 2,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,869thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,835thMost Avoided: 7,987thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,594thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,906thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,183rdLargest Black Market: 10,346thMost Authoritarian: 10,423rdMost Conservative: 10,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,624thLargest Governments: 13,609thLowest Crime Rates: 15,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,786th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 179th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 253rd in the regionMost Avoided: 260th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 282nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 404th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 487th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 592nd in the regionLargest Governments: 599th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 688th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 701st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 729th in the regionMost Conservative: 733rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 917th in the region

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