by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,187thMost Influential: 4,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,645th
The Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
He who shakes heaven bears a holy seal
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population521 million



The Theocracy of Armadina is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 521 million Armadinans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honan. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Armadinan economy, worth 45.7 trillion Armadins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,625 Armadins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, sports club owners are having a moneyball, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armadina's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armadina is ranked 248,075th in the world and 10,868th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -18 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,187thTop
Most Influential: 4,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,645thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 16,444thMost Devout: 17,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,026thBest Weather: 18,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,018thHealthiest Citizens: 23,313thLargest Retail Industry: 24,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,476thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,495th
Most Devout: 586th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 703rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 720th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 791st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 801st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 881st in the regionBest Weather: 927th in the regionMost Influential: 934th in the regionMost Patriotic: 938th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 978th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 998th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,011th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,050th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Armadina voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Armadina, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Loutsland, Aerilia, Guer Aike, Varisland, Ethnon, Filibustra, Flurbleland, Corfad, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bankowiata, Loli County, Orado, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Ellbonnia, The Rhein States, Aenglaland, Yaorozu, Libertarianists States, Notyoutopia, Sannius, Hardscrabble, Siwale, Card Kingdom, Lulubellia, Tachycardia, Galbadiana, Napnap, United States of Dictators, Pallaith, New Lakemba, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Valiacorkit, Pazair, Omicron Persei V111, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Hulldom, The Erie Doctrine, Kastonvia, Tsandonown, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Heilhum Imperius, Ohiyo, Myrenia, Sojenre, Tyirza, and 116 others.Ardonii, Pinguioris, Regallio, Wisconsota, Trillius, Inspiratus, Spacenerdtopia, Sunto, Bongo Mountain, Selfgradatude, Cobolica, Jupi Utopia, Ayuzhhhhh, Tape, Federation Terra Australis, Blyskalia, Oannia, Nothing Of Value, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Wineclaw, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Banaus, Seanat, Capablanca, Zokk, Omnistria, Piura, Xagill, Lefevrerismo, Zyvetskistaahn, Harjad, Testnation223, Scroplia, Unsophisticate, Eurochina, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Nordic-British Union, Kandorith, Hops and Malt, Diodone, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Perikuresu, Sechiole, Berke Khan, Liberepublia, Orhtezia, Sea Star Islands, Antiyard, Smib, Guslantis, PotatoFarmers, Gragadoia, Prevaland, Choi Aeguka, Yamantau, Hopenadya, Parpyduckland, Meadowfields, Twinbrook, Arstungry, Alfenheim, Aekp, Kormisia, Lumnoscherya, 1 very fast endotarter, SteelFists, Misthas, Yokciq Empire, KAP03land, The Marions, The Shell Corporation, Your Own Medicine, Japssia Kingdom, United Free Lands, Exclavistan, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Southwest Arabia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Cartures, Arucaria, Saldam, Fatski land, Kaiser Dominance, Rainengrad, Napnomadia, Neweath, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Marcus Empire, Riocht mor Daraen, Shizzy, Uritalitaria, Neo Santos, Merconitonitopia, Neptunian Military Administration, Wallstreetopia, Atrito, TyGerria, Ligmabaels, Novo cruzeiro, The Confederation of Earth, Ovekisu, Senlanaland, Bud Prussia, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, Runeda, Revrielleverizzlan, Imperial Pieserged, and The Arverni Lands.