The Theocracy of Armadina is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 521 million Armadinans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honan. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Armadinan economy, worth 45.7 trillion Armadins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,625 Armadins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, sports club owners are having a moneyball, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armadina's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Armadina is ranked 248,075^th in the world and 10,868^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -18 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.