The Nine Quadrillion Square Km of Arlens Apartment is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by A̲͉r̪̯̋̓le̥̲̺͋͐ͯn with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 834 million roommates hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ██████. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient apartmental economy, worth 82.8 trillion Hugs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,295 Hugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, saying "don't do anything that A̲͉r̪̯̋̓le̥̲̺͋͐ͯn wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Arlens Apartment's national animal is the ❤Cuddly❤, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arlens Apartment is ranked 24,677^th in the world and 914^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 79.24 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.