The United Kingdom of Arkenbeeren is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 982 million Arkenishes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellinskia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The thriving Arkenian economy, worth 80.3 trillion korjas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,765 korjas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the Federal Council of Arkenbeeren has been announced as the new Head of State, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkenbeeren's national animal is the silver eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arkenbeeren is ranked 74,968^th in the world and 415^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 185,011 Standard Monetary Units.