The Kingdom of Aritwindia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wilhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 767 million Aritwindians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aritwindian economy, worth 64.0 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,418 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aritwindia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aritwindia is ranked 6,065^th in the world and 1^st in My home for Most Authoritarian, with 6,643.54 milliStalins.