The Federation of Arisyan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jannice Ilroy with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.38 billion Arisyanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alchama. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Arisyanian economy, worth 44.6 trillion Kharnks a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,321 Kharnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arisyan's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Arisyan is ranked 70,909^th in the world and 42^nd in Bluecrown Keep for Most Beautiful Environments, with 589.92 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.