The Federation of Arisyan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jannice Ilroy with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 1.902 billion Arisyanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alchama. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Arisyanian economy, worth 70.0 trillion Kharnks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,822 Kharnks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arisyan's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is none.

Arisyan is ranked 54,570^th in the world and 28^th in Callista for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.27 Bank.