The Office Chair Luxemburgist of Arisyan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rosa Luxemburg with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.842 billion Workers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Arisyanian economy, worth 175 trillion Worker's Chips a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,306 Worker's Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, Rosa Luxemburg's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arisyan's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arisyan is ranked 191,184^th in the world and 60^th in Callista for Highest Drug Use, scoring 37.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.