The Glorious Land of Aristortia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.259 billion Aristortians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aristortian economy, worth 866 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,843 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aristortian as 'your finger, you fool', prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown. Aristortia's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aristortia was endorsed by The Phantasmagorial Land-Shrine of Rhealaliit.
- : Following new legislation in Aristortia, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Aristortia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Der Erste Orden der Sithari.
- : Aristortia was endorsed by The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : Aristortia lost the endorsement of The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : Following new legislation in Aristortia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Aristortia, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aristortian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Aristortia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Following new legislation in Aristortia, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in Aristortia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
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