The Ivalicean Realm in Exile of Aristeme is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.241 billion Aristemeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesalia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aristemean economy, worth a remarkable 6,686 trillion latiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is an amazing 300,623 latiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown. Aristeme's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beoulvism.

Aristeme is ranked 37,381^st in the world and 145^th in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,724.45 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.