The Pink Free Land of Arimbia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.296 billion Arimbians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arimbia City. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Arimbian economy, worth 295 trillion cookies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,647 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, books are so highly regarded in Arimbia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Arimbia's national animal is the unicorn butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arimbianism.

Arimbia is ranked 158,437^th in the world and 8,032^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.86 on the Bus Surprisal Index.