The Pink Free Land of Arimbia is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.567 billion Arimbians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arimbia City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Arimbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,099 cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Arimbia's national animal is the unicorn butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arimbianism.

Arimbia is ranked 230,163^rd in the world and 8,868^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1016.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.