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Most Secular: 1,438thMost Armed: 1,696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,805th
The Elliot Rodger of
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Elliot Rodgers
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Population6.176 billion

CapitalIsla Vista
LeaderElliot Rodgers

Currencysam hyde sex token

The Elliot Rodger of Ariele is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Elliot Rodgers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.176 billion cels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Vista. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a cel economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion sam hyde sex tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,514 sam hyde sex tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,121,623 per year while the poor average 37,009, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ariele, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ariele's national animal is the skateboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is lookmaxing.

Ariele is ranked 7,559th in the world and 479th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,717.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Secular: 1,438thMost Armed: 1,696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,805thLargest Retail Industry: 2,169thMost Patriotic: 2,248thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,484thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,256thMost Efficient Economies: 3,369thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,517thFattest Citizens: 3,667thHighest Average Incomes: 4,309thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,810thLargest Mining Sector: 6,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,762ndRudest Citizens: 6,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,559thLargest Black Market: 7,651stMost Avoided: 8,435thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,712thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,721stLargest Governments: 8,732ndSmartest Citizens: 9,066thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,200thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,127thMost Developed: 15,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,989thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,340thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,732ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,854th
Most Secular: 68th in the regionMost Patriotic: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 119th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220th in the regionFattest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 252nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionRudest Citizens: 409th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 424th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 479th in the regionLargest Governments: 491st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 500th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 531st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 581st in the regionLargest Black Market: 594th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 602nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 615th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 665th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 790th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 820th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 823rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 870th in the regionMost Developed: 885th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 897th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,043rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,058th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ariele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Ariele was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Ariele's influence in Lazarus fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ariele's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ariele changed its national animal to "skateboard".
  • : Ariele changed its national currency to "sam hyde sex token".
  • : Ariele changed its national demonym to "cel" and its demonym adjective to "a cel".
  • : Ariele changed its national capital to "Isla Vista".
  • : Ariele changed its national faith to "lookmaxing".
  • : Ariele changed its national leader to "Elliot Rodgers" and its motto to "read my manifesto".