The Elliot Rodger of Ariele is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Elliot Rodgers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.176 billion cels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Vista. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a cel economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion sam hyde sex tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,514 sam hyde sex tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,121,623 per year while the poor average 37,009, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ariele, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ariele's national animal is the skateboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is lookmaxing.

Ariele is ranked 7,559^th in the world and 479^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,717.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.