The Republic of Arguistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rector Jos Soj with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.857 billion Arguistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Natsiugra. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arguistanian economy, worth 483 trillion Arguis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,484 Arguis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Arguis battlesuits, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arguistan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arguistan is ranked 207,463^rd in the world and 1,169^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.62 kickbacks per hour.