The Canton of Argovia is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Peter Beyeler with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 28.627 billion Argovians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aarau. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The strong Argovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,991 thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, Roman Catholicism has been named as Argovia's national religion, Argovia has designated Aarau as its capital city, and Peter Beyeler has just been declared ruler of Argovia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argovia's national animal is the bear and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Argovia is ranked 148,014^th in the world and 7^th in Swiss Confederation for Safest, scoring 65.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.