The Federal Republic of Argonopolis is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 318 million Argonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Krypton City. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Argonopolisian economy, worth 33.9 trillion Xenons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,589 Xenons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Argonopolis Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, all recreational drugs are legal, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argonopolis's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Argonopolis is ranked 9,559^th in the world and 34^th in Wintreath for Most Secular, with 90.66 Atheism Rate.