The Democratic Republic of Argiond Sanishe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Aldridge with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.848 billion Argiond Sanisheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apolleon. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argiond Sanishean economy, worth 258 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,688 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and Alexander Aldridge has promised 'power to the puppies'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argiond Sanishe's national animal is the ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Argiond Sanishe is ranked 50,263^rd in the world and 3,138^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.1 law-abiding acts per hour.