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Largest Governments: 594th Most Subsidized Industry: 596th Most Inclusive: 598th
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Diversity makes us great
President Elijah Turner
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.632 billion

CapitalArgentinstan City
LeaderPresident Elijah Turner

CurrencySouth American dollar
Animalgiant panda

The Republic of Argentinstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Elijah Turner with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.632 billion Argentines enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentinstan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Argentine economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion South American dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 293,826 South American dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the horniness of the great-horned giant panda is considered a national priority, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argentinstan's national animal is the giant panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religion.

Argentinstan is ranked 7,856th in the world and 5th in United Nations of Earthlings for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Governments: 594thMost Subsidized Industry: 596thMost Inclusive: 598thLargest Publishing Industry: 638thHighest Average Tax Rates: 798thMost Developed: 812thSmartest Citizens: 833rdMost Cultured: 856thLongest Average Lifespans: 997thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,030thLowest Crime Rates: 1,046thHealthiest Citizens: 1,126thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,667thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,118thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,289thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,322ndRudest Citizens: 2,326thNicest Citizens: 2,447thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,744thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,842ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,069thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,392ndMost Pacifist: 4,735thMost Secular: 5,939thSafest: 6,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,518thMost Efficient Economies: 7,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,267thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,898thHighest Economic Output: 9,635thBest Weather: 12,777thHighest Drug Use: 16,168th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

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