The People's Republic of Argenmerica is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 401 million Argenmericans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argirópolis. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Argenmerican economy, worth 9.90 trillion Argenmerican pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 24,692 Argenmerican pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Argirópolis's water use, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and Argenmerica has designated Argirópolis as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argenmerica's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Argenmerica is ranked 70,779^th in the world and 7^th in Mirror World for Most Pacifist, with 83.71 Cheeks Turned Per Day.