The Fabricated Reality of Arestorkopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Facillitor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.13 billion Arestorkopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfytown. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arestorkopian economy, worth 100 trillion pipecleaners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,625 pipecleaners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, and the Arestorkopian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arestorkopia's national animal is the woozle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arestorkopia is ranked 22,697^th in the world and 1,226^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,319.42 Tourists Per Hour.