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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 284th Highest Average Tax Rates: 349th
The Social Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Order, Justice, Solidarity!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Social Democratic Republic of Ardoki is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Moriarty with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.253 billion Ardokians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardea. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion Ardoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,521 Ardoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardoki's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ardoki is ranked 3,364th in the world and 162nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 419.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 349thLargest Welfare Programs: 384thLargest Governments: 449thLowest Crime Rates: 456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 469thMost Influential: 518thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 675thSafest: 736thMost Pacifist: 985thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,038thMost Secular: 1,467thMost Developed: 1,533rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,823rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,364thMost Efficient Economies: 3,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,953rdNicest Citizens: 4,071stHighest Economic Output: 4,578thMost Inclusive: 4,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,181stMost Cultured: 5,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,731stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,586thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,408thLargest Mining Sector: 15,954thMost Stationary: 17,020thLargest Populations: 17,639th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 184th in the regionMost Influential: 197th in the regionNicest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 244th in the regionMost Inclusive: 279th in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 303rd in the regionMost Stationary: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 564th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 608th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 741st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 987th in the region

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