by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 301st Highest Average Tax Rates: 339th
The Social Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Order, Justice, Solidarity!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Social Democratic Republic of Ardoki is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Moriarty with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.535 billion Ardokians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardea. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Ardoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,146 Ardoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardoki's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ardoki is ranked 151,846th in the world and 7,550th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.06 Weapons Per Person.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 339thLargest Welfare Programs: 387thLargest Governments: 431stLowest Crime Rates: 431stMost Advanced Public Transport: 494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 610thMost Influential: 650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 682ndSafest: 723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 879thMost Pacifist: 926thMost Subsidized Industry: 974thMost Advanced Public Education: 974thMost Developed: 1,403rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,651stHealthiest Citizens: 1,904thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,193rdMost Secular: 2,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,028thHighest Average Incomes: 3,270thMost Efficient Economies: 3,408thNicest Citizens: 3,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,010thMost Inclusive: 4,453rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,682ndHighest Economic Output: 4,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,236thMost Cultured: 5,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,797thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,301stLargest Mining Sector: 12,433rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,162ndMost Authoritarian: 14,450th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionMost Secular: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionNicest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 231st in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionMost Inclusive: 251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionLargest Populations: 308th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 418th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 464th in the regionMost Stationary: 511th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 751st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 156 » Notyoutopia, Lionia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Apetopia, Merconitonitopia, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Novare Res, Ceretis, Syrixia, The Rossinite Empire, Selfgradatude, Guslantis, HMS Unicorn, Xentherida, SillyString, Malvad, Francovania, Kelvaros Prime, Bharathvarsh, Pasargad, Celreostia, Chinstralia, South Isles, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Yaorozu, The Galactic Triumvirate, Meritdom, Frances Francis the First of France, Elspeth and Samina, Palisede, Unimaginable Doom, The Lugansk Republic, Yeraennus, Zyvetskistaahn, Soverenia, OPArsenal, Phktla, Vegetarian States, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Walter Jackson, Ikilandia, Bayern-Straubing, Arrivederci, Great Bights Mum, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Vantaria, Ostrekoj, Wisconsota, and 106 others.Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Sankami, Techislovakia, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Marilands, Ovsterland, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, SchoolHouse Rock, MDIland, Reannia, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Religioncord, Siwale, Arcadia of Kasterborous, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Indereac Lanx, Upper Portlandia, West Magellis, Morrn, Kingdom of Space, Solestia, Enosville, Vazali, Kaschovia, Empy, Lord Ravenclaw, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Valdr, Upper Sam Dodovi, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Omicron Persei V111, The Mazur Empire, Edon-Ko, Crodaria, The LOL Nation, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Cloydicia, Colony of lasting Hopes, The FNBs, Lamexanope, ABC, Rukonia, DeGuts, Coemgen, Kwaj, Flooforia, Vinantis, Xinchao, Amerian States, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Moristia, Vszeklina, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, Jenner-Kardash, Sheava Natia, Necromonia, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Ainsworth, Faxfleet, Aragael, Che Sana Und, Koda-Land, Aenglaland, Cleoskye, Sheppey, Victoriaans Nederlands, Auceorion, Diodone, South Grand Mountain, Wintariu, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Marsh Castle, Natorik, WE Empire, Kizja, Ostrinios, Dadastan Archipelago, Zedeya, Hexcrest, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Zatrela, Maestros haven, The Akhara Islands, Sundred, PhysEng, Plembobria, Prevaland, TerranulliuZ, Zemnaya Svoboda, and Yaris.

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