by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 226th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 271st Highest Average Tax Rates: 349th
The Social Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Order, Justice, Solidarity!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Social Democratic Republic of Ardoki is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Moriarty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.911 billion Ardokians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardea. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Ardoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,507 Ardoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardoki's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ardoki is ranked 43,715th in the world and 2,148th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,156.63 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 349thLargest Welfare Programs: 385thLargest Governments: 435thLowest Crime Rates: 444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 488thMost Influential: 610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 689thSafest: 721stHighest Poor Incomes: 932ndMost Pacifist: 958thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,012thMost Developed: 1,467thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,716thHealthiest Citizens: 1,952ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,599thMost Secular: 2,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,205thMost Efficient Economies: 3,367thHighest Average Incomes: 3,415thNicest Citizens: 3,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,026thHighest Economic Output: 4,605thMost Inclusive: 4,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,910thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,154thMost Cultured: 5,472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,813thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,641stLargest Mining Sector: 14,122nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140th in the regionMost Secular: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the regionNicest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 279th in the regionLargest Populations: 295th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 300th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 466th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 511th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 511th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 678th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 223 » Notyoutopia, Lionia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Apetopia, Merconitonitopia, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Novare Res, Ceretis, SYRIXIA, The Rossinite Empire, Selfgradatude, Guslantis, HMS Unicorn, Xentherida, SillyString, Malvad, Kelvaros Prime, Bharathvarsh, Pasargad, Celreostia, Chinstralia, South Isles, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Yaorozu, The Galactic Triumvirate, Meritdom, Frances Francis the First of France, Elspeth and Samina, Palisede, Unimaginable Doom, The Lugansk Republic, Yeraennus, Phktla, Vegetarian States, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Walter Jackson, Ikilandia, Bayern-Straubing, Arrivederci, Great Bights Mum, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Vantaria, Ostrekoj, Wisconsota, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Sankami, and 173 others.Techislovakia, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, SchoolHouse Rock, Reannia, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Indereac Lanx, Morrn, Kingdom of Space, Solestia, Enosville, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Upper Sam Dodovi, Alice Gardens, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Edon-Ko, Crodaria, The LOL Nation, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Cloydicia, Colony of lasting Hopes, The FNBs, Lamexanope, ABC, Rukonia, Coemgen, Kwaj, Vinantis, Xinchao, Amerian States, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Hong Kong Empire, Necromonia, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Ainsworth, Aragael, Che Sana Und, Koda-Land, Aenglaland, Cleoskye, Sheppey, Auceorion, Diodone, South Grand Mountain, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Marsh Castle, Natorik, WE Empire, Ostrinios, Dadastan Archipelago, Zedeya, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Zatrela, Maestros haven, The Akhara Islands, Plembobria, Prevaland, TerranulliuZ, Zemnaya Svoboda, Yaris, The The Bierands, Beowulfe, PidgeoLlama, New Chilokver, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Clintonburge, The Utopian Movement, New Pleasant Hill, Ausmercia, Buckerino, Ischaemia, Pits and Perverts, Stareogratia, Bellyzna, United States of Panthalassa, Kranostav, Ribbleton, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, The Holy Badass Empire, Cuyan, Seven Hills, Horsley Land, The Lancerian Empire, Mouxordia, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Upper West Side Soweto, Aldelaria, Kahlistan, Pakistan 001, Rouene, Moubarakistan, Zandir Antari, Fountania, Universal State Formula, Deropia, Gellandia, Territorio di Nessuno, Oroam, Tredano, The Swedish Nation, Thenaca, Joenasoe, Zeternia, Celebia, Euginus, Slaughterhouse Nine, Panama Coalition, Ice and Tinian, New Rivia, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Coppicia, Beodarasc, Pria Xennes, Vogonlandia, Corfad, Sanjurika, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Phillywob, Swiss Peace, Weehay, Aroa, Dreylus, The Free Californian People, Fckinablearisticationalia, Asuroka, The Syca, Plumas, Wodan, Jodgia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Rockym, Unsophisticate, Walist, Felhaven, Fengate, Blurds, Kujira, Nesseus, Qyrym, The Curry Islands, Avornica, Lorthar, Yukkira, Wyldeacre, Destroedor, Victoriaans Nederlands, Sabbith, Velow, Holy Trinity 2015, and Citurse.

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