The Confederacy of Ardedezarist is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Andy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 992 million Ardedezaristians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conțești. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardedezaristian economy, worth 135 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,551 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's scientifically provable that Ardedezaristian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardedezarist's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ardedezarist is ranked 93,442^nd in the world and 131^st in New Western Empire for Highest Economic Output, with 135 trillion Standard Monetary Units.