by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,027th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,508th Most Pacifist: 1,660th
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Population31.997 billion

LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 31.997 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,641 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 165,157th in the world and 3rd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Fattest Citizens, with 5.2 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 1,027thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,508thMost Pacifist: 1,660thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,094thBest Weather: 2,212thSafest: 2,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,931stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,011thLargest Governments: 3,469thMost Cultured: 3,714thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,762ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,776thHealthiest Citizens: 3,843rdMost Influential: 3,954thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,026thNicest Citizens: 4,612thHighest Economic Output: 4,870thSmartest Citizens: 5,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,990thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,243rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,667thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,899thNudest: 12,551stMost Inclusive: 15,013thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,924th

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