by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,023rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,493rd Most Pacifist: 1,653rd
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Population32.147 billion

LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.147 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,641 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 8,507th in the world and 3rd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Populations: 1,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,493rdTop
Most Pacifist: 1,653rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,100thBest Weather: 2,199thSafest: 2,307thLowest Crime Rates: 2,930thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,006thLargest Governments: 3,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,678thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,700thMost Cultured: 3,715thHealthiest Citizens: 3,839thMost Influential: 3,947thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,038thNicest Citizens: 4,605thHighest Economic Output: 4,721stSmartest Citizens: 5,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,605thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,897thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,038thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,568thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,507thNudest: 13,135thMost Inclusive: 14,896th

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