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Ardchoille

Population41.442 billion

CapitalArdrigh
LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 41.442 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,010 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,637 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 6,387th in the world and 2nd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Smartest Citizens, with 116.56 quips per hour.

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Largest Populations: 903rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,577thMost Pacifist: 2,600thTop
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Safest: 2,910thBest Weather: 3,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,764thLowest Crime Rates: 4,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,407thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,431stMost Cultured: 4,505thLargest Governments: 4,654thMost Influential: 5,150thHealthiest Citizens: 5,344thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,057thSmartest Citizens: 6,387thNicest Citizens: 6,551stHighest Economic Output: 6,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,693rdHighest Food Quality: 7,207thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,330thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,663rdMost Stationary: 11,409thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,826thMost Inclusive: 18,304thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,923rd

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  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille lodged a message on the Zhaucauozian Friendship Regional Message Board.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.

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