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Largest Populations: 863rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,890thMost Pacifist: 2,583rd
The Free Toy With Every Meal of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Ardchoille

Population41.863 billion

CapitalArdrigh
LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 41.863 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,040 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,637 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 282,460th in the world and 4th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -16.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 863rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,890thMost Pacifist: 2,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,603rdTop
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Safest: 2,969thBest Weather: 3,124thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,809thLowest Crime Rates: 4,137thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,181stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,426thMost Cultured: 4,566thLargest Governments: 4,731stMost Influential: 4,933rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,097thSmartest Citizens: 6,463rdNicest Citizens: 6,580thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,693rdHighest Economic Output: 6,760thHighest Food Quality: 7,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,640thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,478thMost Stationary: 11,082ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,385thMost Inclusive: 18,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,089th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ardchoille's influence in Zhaucauozian Friendship fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille lodged a message on the Zhaucauozian Friendship Regional Message Board.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.

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