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Ardchoille

Population34.878 billion

CapitalArdrigh
LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.878 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,637 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 148,199th in the world and 2nd in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Most Authoritarian, with 509.84 milliStalins.

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Largest Populations: 995thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,500thMost Pacifist: 1,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,069thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,271stSafest: 2,291stBest Weather: 2,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,118thLargest Governments: 3,698thMost Cultured: 3,827thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,992ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,067thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,663rdMost Influential: 4,794thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,978thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,140thNicest Citizens: 5,204thSmartest Citizens: 5,475thHighest Economic Output: 5,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,714thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,321stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,251stTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,001stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,145thMost Stationary: 18,211th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ardchoille changed the regional password in Zhaucauozian Friendship.
  • : Ardchoille lodged a message on the Zhaucauozian Friendship Regional Message Board.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Ardchoille changed the regional password in Zhaucauozian Friendship.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.

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