The Armed Republic of Archonina is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Szok Olin with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.44 billion Archonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Govoldeim. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archoninan economy, worth a remarkable 3,038 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 210,408 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Archoninan Space Agency, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archonina's national animal is the Mountain Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Archonina is ranked 63,491^st in the world and 1,725^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,565.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.