The Armed Republic of Archonina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Szok Olin with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.841 billion Archonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Govoldeim. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Archoninan economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,576 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archonina's national animal is the Mountain Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Archonina is ranked 5,640^th in the world and 96^th in the West Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,052 trillion Standard Monetary Units.