The Armed Republic of Archonina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Szok Olin with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.161 billion Archonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Govoldeim. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Archoninan economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,692 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Archonina successfully hosted the the West Pacific Olympics, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archonina's national animal is the Mountain Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Archonina is ranked 6,222^nd in the world and 82^nd in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,033.66536512 Days.