The Armed Republic of Archonina is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Szok Olin with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.587 billion Archonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Govoldeim. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archoninan economy, worth a remarkable 2,856 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 210,258 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archonina's national animal is the Mountain Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Archonina is ranked 88,808^th in the world and 2,693^rd in the West Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.