The United States of Archieli is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 240 million Archielians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The powerhouse Archielian economy, worth 21.6 trillion Archielites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 90,062 Archielites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Archielian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archieli's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Archieli is ranked 118,571^st in the world and 142^nd in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 907.85 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.