The Incorporated States of Archeno-web is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.387 billion Archeno-webians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The very strong Archeno-webian economy, worth 87.3 trillion Ahns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,941 Ahns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the Archeno-webian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Archeno-web's national animal is the Flesh-eating Pinetree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Archeno-web is ranked 192,487^th in the world and 8,795^th in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 52.87 cheeks turned per day.