The Republic of Archargentina is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 580 million Porteños live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Archargentinan economy, worth 61.0 trillion Digital Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,106 Digital Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, private law firms are unheard of, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Archargentinan citizenship in droves, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Archargentina's national animal is the Yarara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Archargentina is ranked 32,112^th in the world and 65^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,678.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.