The Republic of Archargentina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cristian Ponce with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.235 billion Porteños hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archargentinian economy, worth 774 trillion Digital Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,010 Digital Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Archargentina's national animal is the Yarara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Archargentina is ranked 57,689^th in the world and 63^rd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Crime Rates, with 11.65 crimes per hour.