The State of Archadic is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.112 billion Archadicians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Archadician economy, worth 586 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 64,310 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Archadic's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Archadic is ranked 238,913^th in the world and 7^th in the Channel Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.76 law-abiding acts per hour.