The Constitutional Monarchy of Arbrovia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Sultaria with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.064 billion Arbrovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milisckimy. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The Arbrovian economy, worth 95.9 trillion Arbroes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,468 Arbroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, King Sultaria has just been declared ruler of Arbrovia in an international press conference, and Eastern Orthodox Arbrovian Church has been named as Arbrovia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arbrovia's national animal is the Owl and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Arbrovian Church.

Arbrovia is ranked 134,969^th in the world and 2^nd in United Common Money Republics for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,275.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.