Most Efficient Economies: 115th Most Ignorant Citizens: 447th Most Devout: 476th
The Imperium of
Corporate Police State
Sciemus Non Metus
the Holy Curia
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Imperium of Arbites is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Holy Curia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.792 billion Arbiters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magus Civitus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arbitesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,404 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 266,127 Soliduses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,124,459 per year while the poor average 40,750, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, penal labor is a de facto death sentence, and meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Arbites's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Magism.

Arbites is ranked 1,067th in the world and 2nd in The Cornellian Empire for Most Primitive, scoring 141.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 447thMost Devout: 476thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 588thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 601stLargest Mining Sector: 724thMost Corrupt Governments: 752ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 774thLargest Insurance Industry: 865thFattest Citizens: 921stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 946thMost Primitive: 1,067thMost Avoided: 1,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,322ndMost Conservative: 1,344thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,592ndTop
Largest Black Market: 1,627thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,654thHighest Average Incomes: 1,664thHighest Economic Output: 1,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,646thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,813thLargest Retail Industry: 3,145thMost Stationary: 3,180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,744thLowest Crime Rates: 5,189thMost Extreme: 6,616thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,942ndTop
Largest Populations: 8,207thLargest Governments: 8,350thMost Influential: 8,379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,231stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,043rdMost Authoritarian: 13,612th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

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